And God sent healthy vegetables!

And God sent healthy vegetables!> > > In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, > > cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so > > Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. > > Then using God's > > bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You > > want hot fudge with that? And Man said, 'Yes!' And Woman said, 'I'll have one > > too with chocolate chips'. And lo they gained 10 pounds. > > And God created > > the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so > > fair. > > And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from > > the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14. > > So > > God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'. And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing > > and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts > > following the repast. > > God then said 'I have sent you healthy vegetables > > and olive oil in which to cook them'. > > And Satan brought forth deep fried > > coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so > > big it needed its own platter, and Man's cholesterol went through the > > roof. > > Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and > > brimming with potassium and good nutrition. > > Then Satan peeled off the > > healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in > > animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God > > then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra > > pounds. > > And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man > > would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and > > cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging > > suits. > > Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories > > and still satisfy his appetite. > > And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p > > double cheeseburger. Then Satan said 'You want fries with that?' and Man > > replied, 'Yes, and super size 'em'. And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man and > > Woman went into cardiac arrest. > > God sighed .......... and created > > quadruple by-pass surgery. > > And then ............. Satan chuckled and > > created the National Health Service. > > THE > > FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION > > After an exhaustive review of the research > > literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.: > > 1. Japanese > > eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. > 2. Mexicans eat a > > lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. > 3. Chinese drink very > > little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. > 4.. Italians drink > > excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. > 5. > > Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart > > attacks than us. > 6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red > > wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us > > CONCLUSION: Eat and > > drink what you like. SPEAKING ENGLISH is apparently what KILLS YOU.